This incident took place 2months ago.
I woke up with a big smile to start the day right. I checked on my phone and as usual a couple of forwarded messages from friends. But there was this 1 unregistered number with our exchange of text messages below that set me on fire...
Unknown Number: Hi
My Reply: Hellow, who is this?
Unknown Number: I should be the one asking you that, you texted my boyfriend last week? Why?!!!!
Holy cow! As far as I can remember, I never texted anyone whose number is not in my phone memory. I was so pissed by her accusations and I don't like her tone of texting that I decided to go "BIATCH MODE!"
My Reply: Who am I? And why am I texting your boyfriend? Because he is my boyfriend too....! Do you have a problem with that?
Unknown Number: ^*$()&*$_#*!!!!!!!!
She replied all the profane languages in the world that made me agrier than ever.
My reply: And by the way, please let him know that I miss him and don't you know that he is so nice in bed and he always satisfies me everytime we're together...? Kabaw jud ka mamili ug boyfriend....! Saludo jud ko nimu!
Unknown Number: Sige, he's all yours para masatisfy ka niya permi!
My reply: Salamat kaayo, at least, wa na koy ka share!!!
Hahaha, I laughed at loud; I can't imagine how pissed she was reading those messages. You may think I was so mean but she started it all. She wasn't so nice to me at first so I just returned her the favor.
But it didn't end there, the next day I receive another text from another unknown number -- probably her boyfriend this time....
Unknown Number 2: Who are you? Why did you text my girlfriend like that? Don't you know that we had a big fight because of you? Gust ka meet ta para jerje** takaw!!!
My reply: Hahaha, so you are the boyfriend.... :p Bleh!
And the rest is history.... :) :) :)
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